Murder in Ipswich?

Ipswich really is the last place on earth you would expect to hear about a ‘mob-style hit’.   Apparently the popular Tony Woo, owner of the Majestic Dragon chinese restaurant, was the victim of  just that this past week.  He was found tortured, shot twice and apparently fed his own genitalia.

Now, I’m not questioning the craziness of the gangsters that did this.   I’m sure they are bad-ass; probably have dragon tattoos and shit.  But you’ve got to admit…at some point…during the torture and all…things got a little gay.  I wonder if they bring in a specialist to do the cutting?

“What’s that honey?  No, I’m not making trouble with the Chinese mafia.”


5 Responses to “Murder in Ipswich?”

  1. Joe Says:

    Where did you hear the details of his death?

  2. chris Says:

    Maxfield? No good sir, my last name is lafata

  3. Joe Says:

    Seriously, I never heard the gruesome genitalia part. That is reported no where!

  4. Ty Says:

    doug you ate the guys genitals?

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