Reporter: “So Mr. Maxfield, you’ve just eaten the better part of a whole pizza; drank a six-pack of Harpoon and fallen asleep on your neighbor’s couch in the fourth inning of the Red Sox game.  What are you going to do now?”

Me: “I’m going to Disneyland!  I mean the bathroom.”

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